Other cars he's gave his mighty meat shaft to include: a 1993 Ford Ranger Splash he called Ginger, Cinnamon the '73 Opal GT, and a '69 Beetle which we are sure was probably the sluttiest car he's ever dated.īut cars aren't the only machine he's gone all the way with he claimed in the documentary he totally had a fling with this helicopter one time. The last guy you would want to date rape.Įdward's current fling is a Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, which instantly makes every Herbie the Love Bug movie ever made five times creepier. On top of all that, you'd always have that doubt in the back of you're mind that you're accidentally cornholing Optimus Prime.

The doctors had to use needles to drain blood from the man's penis but, sadly for Xing, getting stabbed in the dick did nothing to stop the swelling and loosen things up, so the rescuers had to cut away the part of the bench that he was stuck to, and shipped him off by ambulance, where it took doctors a painfully long four hours to remove the sheet of metal from Le's dong, which he almost lost. His ill-advised boning adventure soon led to over a dozen emergency personnel attempting to rescue him, while trying to hold in the Nelson Muntz style laughter brewing inside each of them. Yes, that video is totally accurate, his penis got stuck in the bench. And then he made the fateful decision to have bit of the old in and out with it. Then he saw it: a park bench, with holes in it. So he did what many of the lonely and bored people on this list did, and found the nearest thing with a hole in it to fuck. Late one night, a certain man was walking around Hong Kong, in the park, lonely and bored.

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